Nuts in the Woodwork
ISBN 0-9666422-0-1

Table of Contents

1. La Villa Strangiato

2. Stopping by this dude's house on the Fourth of July

3. Beer and the 12 steps of courtship

4. The horse's mouth

5. Jabberwocky

6. Race Place

7. Ohh noo -- not more snow!

8. Why skiing isn't like sex

9. The crazy eights

10. Gen X mountainview

11. Stoner -- The lost resort

12. It gives me the creeps

13. Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Coffee

14. Shaving is an artform

15. What finesse is

16. The path of fire

17. Embarrassment in the public restroom

18. In the calm of the future with Star Trek Construction

19. The good, the bad and the sharks

20. Nobody lives in my house -- not even for fun

21. A psychoanalysis of the Brady Bunch

22. Top ten thoughts after the O.J. criminal jury decision

23. Creative license

24. Crime and punishment

25. Take my quote, please!

26. inside hiz head

27. Pan fried fender filets

28. Only madmen laugh at death

29. Hitchhiker's guide to the ride

30. 'Ain't from around here, are you boy?'

31. Surfin' the breaks in Telluride

32. Tellurology

33. The real celebrities of Telluride

34. The (not so) real celebrities of Telluride

35. Name this thing (that's the name)

36. Talk of the town clown

37. Data, drawers and more

38. Three men and a desert

39. Infatuated cactus and indecisive lizard

40. Chambord colada

41. Island

42. Corporate marriage proposal

43. Heart awareness week

44. How I wish again I was in Michigan

45. A gift be what make it in the Florida Keys

46. The Birdwatcher

47. Wisconsin Moon

48. Gifts of Michigan

49. Desert Dessert

50. Mutiny of DNA

51. Was