F - yew hava - dait, bet - done - no wut-ta - do, hearsafyew sugjeschuns. Tayk - a - rodetrip - too - a nuther sitty. Dresup - rilly - nyss und - goeta - micdonulds. R - jus dres-grunjee — thadts - jus - az - gud. Dew sumthing - yew- boath rilly - hait, lyk raicking leevs - r - washin- dishez.
Wun - uv - mye faivret - things to - dew - iz - preetend yer maireed. Idsfun - tadew - things az - a - cupel, lyk tesdriving - karz, r - pikking owt kertans, r - furnicher. Idsrillyfun - ta - pik owt a - bed tewgethr. Waching - thde sailspersn iz - eevn - bedher. (Phonetic pun intended)
Tri - go-en to - thde stoar, anhav - thde - gy - by - tamponz wyl - shee - wachez. Thden, shee byz - comdumz - wyl - hee wachez.
Teleechothr - wut - yer - rilly-insecyer - abowt. Thden - teyk pichers - uv - eechothr in-a smal-bathruum. Pucher - monies - 2gethr, und spendit on - sumthin - dum.
Pudon - baetheeng - soots und - taek-a - showr - width - sum rub-r-duks. R - fergit - thde - soots.
Bya - loderee tikit - und - tauk abowt - wut - yewd - dew - withde - munee.
Eetch - uv-yew -rite - down tenthingz - thdat pissu - offf. Xchanj - thdem; thden doan taukabowt - thdem und - doant dew-um.
Tri - renteeng-a boawt und - thden-dreenking-wyne undera - brij.
Thde - eesyest - way-ta start iz jus width-sum fresh fruit and a knife.